WOW it has been a while since I posted. With the surgeries I have been going through due to the cancer and all of the other miscellaneous goings on in my life I have just been burning the candle at both ends so to speak.Which has kept me away from sharing with you all.
I had my final surgery on June 20th. Well final MAJOR surgery. They did the reconstruction so the girls are up and running again so to speak. The Doctor said there maybe small little things we need to do here and there. But for the most part we are done. So yes dear readers, I have the chest of an 18 year old again....WOW seems weird to look down and then look at the rest of my body and think hhmmmm some of these things just don't go together. Can I have a whole new body now? Well, a girl has to ask right?
The thing I find amusing is, and remember I have a slightly twisted sense of humor, is that they told me that implants have a "shelf life". You would think you get the surgery a BOOM you are good to go. Ummm not so much. I was going on and on about how glad I was that this was done now and that I wont have to worry any more and the Doc stopped me. It was kind of like "Hold up there Ricky Racer" though not exactly in those words. So implants are only good for about 10 years, yup just 10 years. Which means I will be having them replaced every ten years from now on. That will mean that at 56, 66 and then 76 and 86, if God sees it fit for me to be here, I will be getting a brand new set of 18 year old boobs. I am just trying to picture that in my mind. I guess I had better hit the gym to make sure the rest of the bod can kind of keep up eh?
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lol your are killin me....I love you
cathie
LOL I love you too!!
First, let me say that I am so sorry to hear about your cancer. So unfair. Next, let me say I am so jealous to hear about your new boobs. So unfair. No, kidding. In all seriousness, no one should have to go through something like cancer and THEN have to deal with guaranteed surgeries down the line. I feel for you, girl, but I'm glad to see that you seem to have a positive, upbeat outlook on life. Again, thanks for joining the blog hop!
Wow...you're right back into blogging...I have to say that you've got a strong will and I applaud you. Not for blogging but just dealing with what you've been through. I like your sense of humor, by the way. It's one of those things that helps us to get through.
Laura, thank you for your kind words. I have learned through all of this that I am much stronger than I thought I was. Which is nice to find out about yourself.
You know what they say, when life hands you lemons.....you throw them back and ask for tequila and limes!!
Tosh, thanks so much! Ya my sense of humor is the best weapon I have. I have always been a bit twisted in that I tend to see humor where others might fail to find it. It makes life much more enjoyable! Thanks so much for the comment :)
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